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haithinkimfunny:

queenestelle:

gothist:

GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS

at least you get accepted no matter what

that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day 

I’d love to sit there and just drink my tea, listening to the rain

I’d love to have sex there and listen to the rain between moans

there are two kinds of people

glamydia:

thorki:

dysexila:

jennstarkid:

howinternet:

Mr. Krabs is 70 years old.

His eyes are green

he’s 7 inches tall

he weighs 5

his first name is Mr.

his license has been expired for 10+ years

#okay so unlike a million other people I didn’t read this book in middle school #so imagine when i watched this movie finally #all innocent like thinking it was just going to be a cute little adventure movie #FALSE #THIS MOVIE RIPPED MY HEART OUT AND THREW IT ON THE GROUND #RUDE

herestothetimes:

staythefuckawaybennie:

helmetfuck:

youarethecasket:

josh-fucking-ramsay:

heyramsay:

here you go matt:

 

I’ve actually waited so long for this baby to come back because I made it and laughed so hard

I

Uh I ..

I MADE A THING FOR TIMES LIKE THESE

psychoticpingouins:

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

dansphalluspalace:

videohall:

The cutest noise in the world- a baby malamute howl

it tries so hard

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