Someday, Somehow♫

Someday, Somehow♫

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Rules for Approaching my Register #027: Give thanks.


Thank me if I bend a role for you to convenience you.

Thank my co-worker if they helped you find something.

Thank my manager if (s)he allows us to make an exception for you.

Thank me if I let you return something outside of the return policy.

I don’t need a parade, penis confetti, and a handmade card.

I just need 2 little words to feel appreciated when I go the extra mile for you.

(via reasonsyourcashierhatesyou)

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ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                            ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                            ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ  ENTER THE BEAR CUBE  ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                            ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                            ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ

this is six bears by seven bears which makes this not a bear cube but a bear rectangle and therefore i will not be joining your quadrilateral of lies

that is a bear rectangle but it’s shouldn’t be measured in units of bears. bears are longer horizontally than vertically so it wouldn’t be the same amount of bears per side


here is a carefully measured bear cube.

which is actually a bear square, a bear cube would look more like this:


(via spatialdarkness)